Etiquette

Got the smack down today.  Not from my wife or our neighbors, but from my Spanish teacher. Why? Because I ate chips in class!  I embarrassed myself, my family, and my country (not Iraq).  The only more egregious act would have been to eat the chips with my shoeless feet, as Americans are also known for being barefoot off the beach, eating while walking, and being excessively loud.  In my defense, I was starving.  I will do better next time. I promise.